MCI Prison Story Published

My Martin Correctional Institution story about inmates that can earn college credits for FAU while in prison was published today in the Scripps Treasure Coast newspapers. Read it here.

David Ortiz Song Parity

I will perform live the reason why the Boston Red Sox's David Ortiz, aka Big Papi, is terrible this year, along with talk about maahaahaany other subjects. Tune into owlradio.fau.edu from 9am-10am Sunday May 17. I know it's early, but it's worth it, trust me!!! Cure your Saturday hangover with a laugh in the most funny sports talk crammed show ever!

Twins Have Different Fathers!

I never knew this was even possible, but here is a story about twins that have two different fathers. Below is the lovely couple that decided to stay together and raise the kids.

Noooooow here's the kids.

Unfortunately I couldn't find a picture of the guy the mother had the affair with.

I wonder if the male mistress has to pay child support?

By the way, did you know there's no actual term for a male mistress? Here is the proof, according to Wikipedia.

They had to been having a three some right? Maybe not, but now the question is how long this will take to make it to Maury or Jerry Springer.

I never even knew this situation was possible. This is a story I can imagine a mother making up to scare her daughter out of having sex.

Better yet, this needs to be shown to all the women out there to scare them out of thinking about having multiple partners. It would help decrease the amount of diseases going around and would help fathers and older brothers relax.

It's a great thing that the children were born and made it but I am pondering this.

Should we consider this a miracle or should we consider this women a moron?

I choose all of the above.

Help Me Howard

After the Magic blew a 10 point lead last night in Boston, Dwight Howard criticized head coach Stan Van Gundy's game plan.

Apparently Howard thinks he should get the ball more in clutch situations. I agree, but you can't blame that all on the coach.

First off, I'm sure Van Gundy didn't tell his players during time outs, "Hey, let's keep the ball away from Howard in the post I'd rather Skip to my Lou take it to the hole and throw up a wild left handed lay up."

Secondly, Howard could pick up a rebound late in the game instead of giving the Celtics second chance opportunities on the offensive side of the ball and not giving his team any second chance opportunities. Oh yea, and defensive player of the year right? Maybe get a block, that could help getting the ball in your hands.

And lastly, Howard's post-up game is terrible anyway. Even without Kevin Garnett in the lineup he still can't score on the block. He scores on transition buckets by beating big men down the court, on offensive put backs, and on alley-oops.

Howard's game is more suited for the Phoenix Suns. So how 'bout it? Howard for Shaq strait up? I think if the Magic had Shaq down low this series would have been over by now. Yes I said it, even the older Shaq would have put this series away. The only problem is Shaq and Van Gundy don't get along.

Shaq recently called Van Gundy the "Master of Panic" referring to the coaches performance during close late game situations. Right now that name is fitting perfectly, I think Van Gundy needs to write South Florida's Help Me Howard.

Better yet, just say that to your own South Florida guy right there on the team. Van Gundy, make some Magic happen, step up to Dwight the man child, and tell him stop complaining and just "Help Me Howard!"

Stories I Wrote For the Treasure Coast Newspapers

I wrote three stories for the Scripps Treasure Coast Newspapers and am awaiting another one to be published. If you want to check out the three stories the links are below.

This one's about a Fort Pierce Jai-Alai players final game.

This one's about the success of the new card room at the Fort Pierce Jai-Alai Fronton.

This one's about a transition class being taught at the Martin Correctional Institution. I shot the video, too.

The fourth will be coming soon. It's about a construction class taught by an FAU teacher to MCI inmates where they earn college credits if they pass.

Haslem Gets Heated

And that's the way the season ended for the Heat, being buried 6 feet deep...the final nail in the coffin...dirty.

Oh well, they would have got swept by the Cleveland Lebron's anyway.

Nice sportsmanship Udonis. Way to make yourself look like a respectable guy and to make Miami look like a respectable team.

Did you see his reaction? Like he didn't foul him! That's great.

I honestly don't blame him though because the Hawks had even worse sportsmanship with Josh Smith slamming down windmill dunks every chance he gets after the game is blown out of reach. Notice you never see Smith make a nice play when the game is close.

This had to be the worst series ever. Between the blow outs, Wade bitching about every call that doesn't go his way and not getting back to play defense because he's too busy crying to the refs, and the terrible sportsmanship by both teams.

By the way, did you notice Haslem's tattoo on his back? It's the state of Florida. It's going to suck for him when he's not playing in the state of Florida in two years.

Now don't get me wrong, I love U...he's a Florida home body. He played at UF and has been a Heatian, as Shaq would say, ever since. He comes up with big shots in clutch situations constantly, but I don't see Pat Riley spending money on Haslem in 2010 win they can get Chris Bosh or Carlos Boozer.

Either way, Riles should have released his ass right there on the spot. Not for the close-line because that shows me his heart is in it and he cares, but for throwing his damn jersey to the Hawks fans! You weren't even at home U, those fans don't deserve your stinky sweaty jersey.

Well, he did throw his dirty jersey to the fans of the dirty dirty, so maybe it did fit. Yea, that fits, Atlanta is the dirty dirty south. I just wish Haslem could have cleaned up his act.

Air Time Will Be Sunday

I'll be on Owl Radio at 9am on Sunday. It's my official new time slot. I hope there will be someone there to unlock the door to the studio.

This will be the last time I will be switching, probably, so it should be every week at 9am on Sundays. Talk to you then...