Michael Irvin's Portrayal of Tony Sparano

Today on 560 WQAM's The Michael Irvin Show, Irvin started off with a skit portraying Tony Sparano's break up with the Miami Dolphins.

It was a good metaphor in the sense of an ex-partner going off with the enemy, but it made the Dolphins seem like a man that had done no wrong.

The act placed Sparano as a woman who used to tell the Dolphins (the man of the relationship) and their friends (the fans) how much she disliked the Jets (the enemy/ man she really wanted) only to run off with them right after their relationship ended.

Sure, Sparano is guilty of trash talking in an attempt to fire up the fans about facing their rival Jets. But even Dolphin lifer Jason Taylor went to the dark side in similar fashion. It's just the nature of the business, so don't blame Sparano.

And when you consider the Dolphins (remember they are meant to be the man of this relationship) flirted with the new hot girl, Jim Harbaugh, you really can't blame Tony.

You see, the Dolphins attempted to replace their old lady Sparano with a younger, hotter model only to realize that girl had someone better in mind, the San Francisco 49ers.

That in turn caused the Dolphins to come back home and come clean with their woman about the flirting.

Sparano then forgave the Dolphins, who stayed with him, only for the 'Phins to break up with Tony in the near future.

So of course the woman (Sparano) is going to go off with the well-known rival she trashed (the Jets) out of spite after going through that roller coaster relationship.

The Dolphins did Sparano wrong, so don't get mad at Tony 'Phins fans. In fact you should be happy because now the Jets offense will continue to be of the three yards with a cloud of dust, dink and dunk variety, while your offense may open up under a new staff.