Wednesday, March 25, 2009

I'm Broadcasting FAU vs. UM Baseball Game Tonight

Tune into Owl Radio's live sport stream over the internet to hear Brian Rowitz along with my self broadcast the FAU vs. UM baseball game tonight.  Game time starts at 6:30.  We'll start a preview about 10 minutes before game time.  

Friday, March 6, 2009

FSU Is A Girl's School and Filled With Cheaters

OOOoooo OOOOooooo OOOOoooo, OOOooooo OOOoooo OOOOOooooo

Seminole chop a couple of those scholarships down for the next four years while your at it.

FSU is on four years probation
and will have to forfeit wins and titles in the years they violated NCAA rules.

My biggest question is who is the idiot that talked about getting help on tests? And how was all of this found out?

I guess we'll never know, but at least now I know why I've always had this unexplained hatred for FSU.

See, I'm a Florida sports fan, except for those damn Dolphins but that's another story.

I like every college team in the panhandle state (yes it is possible for a Gator fan to still like the 'Canes) but for some unfound reason I always hated the Seminoles.

Well, now I found the reason for why I had that gut feeling and it's because they are cheaters.

I'm sure it's been going on for years just someone spilled the beans on this case.

And you know what, I'm sure it goes on everywhere just other people are smart enough to not talk about it.

Go Seminoles! Go play meaningless games for four years that is.

Maybe this will get Bobby Bowden to finally retire, but I doubt it. It must hurt losing wins that way.

Go back to being an all girls school while your at it. Maybe that will help toughen up your football team.



Product Salesman Billy Mays F*ing Swears By This Puddy

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Hiiiillllaaarrriousssneesss!!

Obama's Amnesty Plan is a Piece of S#*!

Ohhh, God Bless America! The land where everyone who is foreign gets in easy and the natural born citizens pay for it all! Lou Dobbs thinks it's just as great as I do.



Yes! Lets pay for Mexican's schooling because our economy is doing so great we can just give them all our extra cash.

Damn, I need a Corona. Where's the lime?!

Gulp...

This is the land that I love. Stand beside her, and guide her, through the nights with a light from above...