Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Saints: Louisiana A-- Hole Principal

There are plenty of incidents where students are sent home for wearing inappropriate clothing to school. Maybe a girls shorts are too short, or a kid wears a **ck you shirt he got from Spencers, but this story is ridiculous.

Steve Vampran, Principal of Maurepas High School located in Louisiana, told student Brandon Frost he needed to change his shirt on Friday because it was the wrong color.

The school normally has a dress code that's enforced, but Vampran allowed students to wear Black and Gold to support the Saints in their first ever Super Bowl appearance.

Well, Frost moved three years prior to Louisiana from Indianapolis. He's a Colts fan and decided to wear a Joseph Addai jersey.

Frost told a CBS reporter, "I remember (Vampran) saying 'If you like Indiana so much, why don't you go back?"

Vampran has since acknowledged he shouldn't have said that, according to a local school board member. Vampran is yet to comment on the incident.

Frost was never forced to leave campus, but decided to because his father, Larry, told him if he received too much trouble for wearing the Colts jersey then he can head home.

Now the situation is headed into an investigation to find out whether Vampran violated the first amendment.

This is yet another example of a Principal overstepping his boundaries thinking he can enforce whatever law he chooses because he thinks the campus he's in charge of is his land.

I hope Vampran is punished for his unconstitutional act so students can finally have a victory over these power hungry faculty members that think kids have no rights.

Who Dat A-- Hole? Vampran dat A-- Hole

Bitches Need To Stop Blackmailing Athletes and Millionaires

I wrote this article as Tim Kash...

Since when did it become legal to blackmail?

It seems there's a coalition called the Nasty Ass Bitches (NAB) that have a list of men to blackmail.

Well, the newest victim just got checked off their list... Michael Irvin. In the past it's been Ben Roethlisberger, Kobe Bryant, and a ton of others.

The NAB find athletes and millionaires in a drunken state of mind, then hang their one night chiqui chiqui bang bang over their heads. When the man says they aren't giving the hors money, the NAB claim rape, make it public, and take it to court. Most of the time this causes the athletes and millionaires reputation to be damaged and their jobs to be lost.

I don't get how a woman can claim rape three years after it happened and not even file a criminal suit! How is that legal?! These women make outrageous claims of rape when they are obviously just gold diggin tramps out for the money because they only file civil suits!

Who the hell wakes up one morning and thinks... hmmm, I kind of remember like three years ago Michael Irvin did me in one night and I don't think I really wanted it to happen. That man raped me!

I know if Irvin put his sh--long inside of me I'd remember the next morning. I'd be forced to remember from the pain, bleeding, and swelling in my buttocks region.

The NAB is in it all for the money. When are the courts going to start dismissing these stupid claims and realize what’s going on?

If you been raped female dog, then report it the next day. Don't wait years down the road during Super Bowl weekend to say hey... I got raped by this millionaire athlete back in the day, it's time for my pay day. If you women are serious then tell someone the next day. That way you'll get your money sooner and it will be more believable.

I'm so happy Irvin isn't giving into a settlement and he's counter suing. It's about time one of these guys stand up for them selves because it's obvious the judges won't.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Live From Miami: The Craziest Thing About The Super Bowl

Celebrity sightings everywhere, stages on the beaches constantly, bill boards about Super Bowl Sunday all over the city. It's pretty crazy down here in Miami right now.

The craziest thing, though, is the price for tickets to the big game. Sure the game will be sold out, but at about $1,500 a piece just for normal upper deck seats is pretty ridiculous.

I was listening to the Paul and Young Ron Show, the #1 rated show down in South Florida, and they had on Late Night show host Jimmy Fallon who said it best. "You can buy a flat screen TV (watch the game) and throw it out the window (for those prices)."

It's so true. And it will be a much better view from your own living room watching the players close up in HD. Sure, you don't get the same atmosphere at home, but you don't get to watch all those Super Bowl commercials live at the game either. At least I think they don't play them on the jumbo screen during the breaks in action.

Besides, the atmosphere can be great, but with prices the way they are it's obvious the NFL wants the Super Bowl to be a corporate event. That's why they make it where ticket prices are way out of the price range for any normal sports fan. And what normal sports fan wants to party with a bunch of suits?

I call for a change in the prices. Seriously, the Pro Bowl had tickets for $30 bucks a piece, why can't it be that way for the Super Bowl? It's not like the NFL, or any NFL franchise and stadium are hurting for money as bad as the average sports fan is in this economy. The game's played for entertainment, so let the people that are the most passionate about the game be entertained in person, NFL.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Amazing Accomplishment In NBA Last Night That Wasn't Kobe's

I was watching this group of ten guys play basketball last night and witnessed something incredible.

They decided to play a game up to 11, first man who reaches that number wins. Ordinary enough.

Well, extraordinarily enough only one guy scored. He hit 11 points before anyone else on the floor could make a shot. That players name... Dwayne Wade.

He put the Heat up single handedly 11-0 to begin the game against the Bucks. It's too bad Wade was overshadowed yet again by another of basketball's elites last night when Kobe Bryant broke the Lakers all time scoring record.

Still, it was masterful to witness Wade accomplish this feat on the same day Charles Barkley told Dan Lebetard he thinks Dwayne is right now the best he ever will be in his career. I can't imagine him, or anyone, having a better five minute performance again.

It's one thing to be that much better than everyone in street ball, but when that happens in an NBA game it's special.

Even more special is the fact that Miami got blown out and Wade made just 12 points after the run. It shows the inconsistency Miami's displayed all season. One night they'll blow out there opponent, the next night they'll get blown out.

Wade is the heart of the Heat and his inconsistent play has been the heart murmur to Miami's chances at success thus far this season.

Women Say Tim Tebow's Views Shouldn't Be Viewed

Oh Timmy, will people ever stop hating you for being so genuine?

Women's groups across the U.S. want Tim Tebow's supposed anit-abortion ad scheduled to run during the Super Bowl to be cut from the rotation.

"An ad that uses sports to divide rather than to unite has no place in the biggest sports event of the year -- an event designed to bring Americans together," said Jemhu Greene, president of the New York-based Women's Media Center, according to an ESPN article.

Lady, the Super Bowl isn't played to bring Americans together, it's played to crown the champion of the NFL. It just so happens millions of Americans, and non-Americans throughout the world, like to watch.

So it's not okay to send a message that killing children is wrong in one man's opinion, but it is okay that Lady Gaga can perform on the MTV music awards where she's damn near naked and hangs her self at the end? And it is okay that Brittney Spears and Madonna kiss during a time when young girls are watching? Is that good for women?

Maybe she, and the rest of the people against this, don't like those acts either, but they haven't said so publicly.

And word has it that the commercial isn't even blatantly going towards one way or another.

Get off Tebow's case. Let him stand up for what he believes in. If you don't like it, change the channel.

Delonte West Hot Sauce In My Bag Freestyle Video

If you've never heard or seen this video, check it out now. It gets better as it goes.



All the Jim Rome radio show fans know about this song. It's freakin' great.

He's got to be stoned out of his mind. For one, he's at KFC and for two the things these guys come up with are so high off the charts.

I know he's bi polar, but please let me know if you find this as hilarious as I do..