Wednesday, March 25, 2009

I'm Broadcasting FAU vs. UM Baseball Game Tonight

Tune into Owl Radio's live sport stream over the internet to hear Brian Rowitz along with my self broadcast the FAU vs. UM baseball game tonight.  Game time starts at 6:30.  We'll start a preview about 10 minutes before game time.  

Friday, March 6, 2009

FSU Is A Girl's School and Filled With Cheaters

OOOoooo OOOOooooo OOOOoooo, OOOooooo OOOoooo OOOOOooooo

Seminole chop a couple of those scholarships down for the next four years while your at it.

FSU is on four years probation
and will have to forfeit wins and titles in the years they violated NCAA rules.

My biggest question is who is the idiot that talked about getting help on tests? And how was all of this found out?

I guess we'll never know, but at least now I know why I've always had this unexplained hatred for FSU.

See, I'm a Florida sports fan, except for those damn Dolphins but that's another story.

I like every college team in the panhandle state (yes it is possible for a Gator fan to still like the 'Canes) but for some unfound reason I always hated the Seminoles.

Well, now I found the reason for why I had that gut feeling and it's because they are cheaters.

I'm sure it's been going on for years just someone spilled the beans on this case.

And you know what, I'm sure it goes on everywhere just other people are smart enough to not talk about it.

Go Seminoles! Go play meaningless games for four years that is.

Maybe this will get Bobby Bowden to finally retire, but I doubt it. It must hurt losing wins that way.

Go back to being an all girls school while your at it. Maybe that will help toughen up your football team.



Product Salesman Billy Mays F*ing Swears By This Puddy

Watch...




Hiiiillllaaarrriousssneesss!!

Obama's Amnesty Plan is a Piece of S#*!

Ohhh, God Bless America! The land where everyone who is foreign gets in easy and the natural born citizens pay for it all! Lou Dobbs thinks it's just as great as I do.



Yes! Lets pay for Mexican's schooling because our economy is doing so great we can just give them all our extra cash.

Damn, I need a Corona. Where's the lime?!

Gulp...

This is the land that I love. Stand beside her, and guide her, through the nights with a light from above...

Friday, February 20, 2009

Not All Animals Can Be Pets

Since my last name is Bear, I've always wanted to have a pet bear to protect my house one day.

Hey, I've had crazier ideas, like how I want to name my son, when I have one, Griswold Lee Bear so his nickname can be Grizzly Bear.

Anyway, this is what happens when you have a wild animal as a pet.



During Dan Lebatard's Show on 790 AM he interviewed Miami Metro Zoo's Ron Magill and Magill explained how these wild animals can not be kept as pets, no matter how well they are trained. Just scroll down on the link to listen to the audio.

I thought the interview would be a joke, but that Magill guy is great.

Turns out you can't monkey around with monkeys, or with any wild animal for that matter.

I can't believe she gave Travis the Chimp a Xantax. I guess those pills can't calm everyone, or everything, down.

Well, I guess I'll have to just stick to a regular-old dog. That or buy a house with a forest for a back yard and not teach my bear to open doors.

FAU Baseball Opening Day

Tonight I'm announcing FAU Baseball's Opening Day Starting at 6:50 pm on wowl.fau.edu under the sports link sports stream on the left. Listen in!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

FAU Baseball Preview 2009

This is my first piece I have put together all alone. I produced every aspect from the filming, to the reporting, to the editing. Let me know what you think.

The Owls were twelfth in the nation in runs per game last season. The offense looks strong, but as it has been in years past, pitching will be the deciding factor on how far the Owls will go this season.